The young rookie chewed on his pen when he looked up at the security screen to watch this lanky biker stride through the double doors undoing his full-face helmet.
He blinks as he realises that the biker is a woman as the helmet comes off. By the pissed off look on her face he could be in for an interesting time here as he indicates to the security monitor screen to the other rookies.
The rookie was still grinning back at his work mates as he walks to the front desk and with the sound of the helmet slamming down and her keys, he jumps ten feet.

“Can I help you? Says the rookie as he susses her out and tries to profile her.

“Yea heard that one before! She mumbles under her breath.

She stares back at him as if to profile him and then she says she wishes to lay a complaint. He listens to the complaint and he isn’t sure what section of the law that comes under but he would take a look for her.

“Fuckwit” she thinks to herself, “when they were giving out brains he thought they said trains and missed his!

He goes out the back and shrugs his shoulders while he listens to the other rookies quietly ask what is going on as they carry on viewing her on the security monitor making the usual biker trash comments.

“Shit this is a pretty heavy duty sort of complaint and from what it says here I would say my morning is going to be taken up with an interview with a biker who is pressing charges".

One of the other young rookies examines the relevant crimes act and looks up at the screen with wide eyes.

“Holy shit, is she pressing charges against us, well aren’t you the lucky one”, as he hands him back the book.
“Umm think you better take her statement and hear her out, see you in a couple of hours huh!
“Gee thanks guys better keep the coffee hot! He says with a grin.

The biker babe was scanning the room when the young rookie appears back at the front desk. She was taken into the interviewing room where the rookie begins the routine shit paperwork. He tried the usual lines to gain her confidence but she wasn’t wearing a bar of it.
He tells her what the relevant act is as he reads it from the book.

“Is that right? She replies to his statement rolling her eyes.
He nods back in confirmation.

“Well I am sorry but you are wrong because under section 266a(1) of the Crimes Act provides that “Everyone is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years who, with intent to defraud. Also the same term applies for everyone knowing that the documents are altered and using them”. She firmly says as she slaps down the evidence for him to read.
The Rookie froze as he scans the papers and stutters telling the biker babe that he needed to go and show the Sarg this for clarification.
While the rookie is away, her cellular phone rings.

“Hey Babe!

“What do you mean where am I?

I am at the cop shop!

“I know you said to “Stay out of Trouble” ....as the caller is giving her some spiel down her phone,  the rookie reappears.

“Got to go call you later” and she puts her phone back in her pocket.

The rookie explains to her that she is right and he has to take her statement.
She smiles a small grin.

“So you were riding along the state highway and saw some other bikers doing donuts at the Rose gardens so you stopped to watch them?

"Yes" she replies.

“The Police had arrived and  thought it was you? the rookie continues.

“Yes but they thought wrong”, she says with an obvious hint of disapproval.

“You got into to a scuffle with one of the Officers and refused to leave your bike?                            

“Yes that is correct”

“The Officer wanted to take you to the station and would not let you call someone to come and pick up your bike from the Rose Gardens?

“Yes that is correct”

“Things got heated when the Officer tried to take you to the patrol car and you clobbered him with your helmet?

“Hmmm you got that right", she says.

“He booked you for assault and said it was you that churned up the Rose gardens because he witnessed it but you argued that there was no dirt on your tyres even though that fact was obvious?

“Yes and he is a liar”, she says even though the Rookie knew she was right.

“You were brought in and processed and refused to sign the statement?

“Yes that is correct”

“Because you refused to sign the statement you were put in the lock up cell denying you the right to a phone call?

“YES that is correct”

“When you were released the next morning you found that your bike had been stolen from the Rose Gardens?

“Yes you dont fucking say!, she sparked.

“You came promptly back to the station and reported your bike  stolen and filled out the relevant paper work?

“Yes that is correct”

“Now moving along, it seems the Insurance Company won’t pay out because they claim that you were arrested at the time and you didn’t declare that?  As the Rookie turned the pages with a sigh.

“Yes that is bloody right!

“The Insurance Company sent for the Police report and that the Officer that signed it was not the attending Officer on the night?
The rookie glanced up at her as he watched her eyes scowl.

“Funny that don't you think? as she lent back in her chair.

“We have looked through the paper work and it seems you are right. The Sergeant has faxed across to the Insurance Company an amendment to the fact that you were wrongly accused and charged”, the rookie tells her with a look of embarrassment.

“You’re bloody kidding me? She replies, as she was not expecting that type of action that quick.

“There is the matter of assault on an Officer but the Sergeant is willing to overturn that decision if you will dismiss the oversight of this paperwork?

The biker babe’s mouth fell open.

“So in another words this didn’t fucking happen? She quizzed the rookie.

The rookie scratched his head and nodded with more embarrassment.

“That’s sounds like a fair deal to me” she tells him and they proceed to tidy up the paperwork.  The Rookie was happy and the Biker babe left with a smile on her dial and had not expected such an outcome.

A few days later she has her new bike and is doing the polishing thing in the shed when she hears the Bro's coming up the drive.

They were all laughing to themselves as they walked in the garage and then there was silence. They were bloody surprised to see that she has a new bike.

“Come on share the joke” she tells them.

“Oh, we all had a lucky escape the other night because we were rarking up the rose gardens and some fuckwit on his  bike stopped to watch us and we saw the idiot  get arrested” they told her.

She was totally speechless.

"Where's your bike girl? How come you got a new one?

“I must have been some fuckwit that had their bike stolen because I stopped to watch some fuckhead idiots doing donuts at the Rose Gardens.....long story.

The Bro's were speechless.