There was always laughter and that girl was such a practical joker that I never knew what she would say or do next. I hadn’t laughed so much in my entire life. There was a serious and deep side to her but she sure knew how to cheer a person up even on the darkest of days. Everyone loves her humor.

“Did you hear the latest Blonde joke? She yells out to me.
“ Nope, but you are going to tell me anyway”, I laughed back thinking this is going to be another laugh. She tells such good jokes.
She was slouched on the couch with her hands behind her head and that wicked smirk all over her face.
I stood in the doorway, as I was about to have a shower with the towel draped over my shoulder.

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“Little blonde Billy walked in on his parents having sex and he asked his mother what they were doing”
His mother said to Billy, “ I am pumping your fathers fat out of him “
Billy cocked his head sideways and said, “ Will that make dad lose lots of weight will it? “
His mother said, “ Yes son”
Billy replied, “ Is that why the Lady next door comes over when you leave, to pump more fat out of him!
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I flicked her with the towel over her head and she laughs.
“Not bad”, I smirked and headed off to the shower.

The water was nice and the bathroom was all misty. I didn’t hear her come in actually, let alone see her. She took my towel and clothes out of the bathroom and went back to the lounge on the couch.
I got out and saw they were missing.
I thought, “ Right that bitch is going to get it this time “. I turned the shower to warm and I marched out buck naked and walked up to her dripping wet. She was trying not to laugh.
“ You really should dry yourself and get dressed, you might get a chill somewhere “ she said with dancing eyes.
I grabbed her and even though she protested and wanted to know what I was going to do, I didn’t say anything. I put her in the shower with all her clothes on and climbed in with her. She laughed her head off.
I peeled off her wet tee shirt and the rest of her very wet clothes until she was totally naked. She stood looking at me and said, “ now what you going to do babe” she laughed.
I pushed her up against the wall and kissed her and told her to keep her eyes shut while I got the soap. I stepped back and flicked the water to cold on her.
She screamed.

Her nipples went rock hard and I told her to be careful she might get a chill.
The glare I got was so funny as she groveled for the tap to turn back the hot water and I said I would go find some towels while she stood there dripping wet.
I went and got dressed and waited for her to yell out for a towel but I didn’t hear her. That was not a good sign I thought.
I stuck my head in the bathroom and she wasn’t there. Now that was definitely not a good sign. I looked in the bedroom to see if she was getting dressed but she wasn’t there either. I wandered through the house and then looked outside for her really hoping she wouldn’t be outside would she?

“Fuck what will my neighbours think!
I looked out a few windows.
There she was stark naked getting a towel off the line. She wrapped it around her and strolls back looking at me as if there was nothing wrong.
“Think I will go get dressed now”, she said as she walks past me with my mouth on the deck.

I glanced at next door and I had to laugh because the old guy next door was suppose to be doing his lawns and I can tell you that he missed heaps and those strips weren't exactly straight either.... The grin on his face was I am having a good day, lawns aren’t so bad after all as he waves out to me with a stupid grin on his face.

“Babe…I want to talk you when you are DRESSED!"