Oh Please Lord hear me on this night,

Give me a sign that will give me light,

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a biker, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he won't be bloody weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh Lord ! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say, when I ask, "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the creep you gave me instead

Man he is so ugly I'm not stopping my Meds...

Amen

Prayer from a Biker:

Lord, you listening!

I pray for a nympho with huge hooters

who's father owns a tavern and she never says NO!

Amen