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 We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.When a biker volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The women buy the food. (2) The women make the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The women prepare the meat for cooking, place it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the biker who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The women remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the women. Here comes the important part: (5) THE BIKER PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The women go inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The women comes out to tell the biker that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat . (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. More routine... (12) The biker asks the women how they enjoyed "their night off." And, upon seeing their annoyed reaction, concludes that |
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